Thought conferences (like Davos) are super expensive and take a lot of time. To save you the price of going, below is the content for 100% of all thought conferences.
All you need to do is read this and you can skip all the conferences for the last decade.
If you do go, feel free to use this handy guide to play BINGO.
UNIVERSAL THOUGHT-CONFERENCE AGENDA:
Universal Basic Income (UBI)
another agenda item on UBI
Self driving cars
UBI again. did we mention how much we love UBI?
Marsh Mellow test
UBI for those who failed the Marsh Mellow test
UBI for those who failed to buy crypto before 2017
UBI for those who bought crypto in December 2017
Who will be the Democratic Party nominee in 2020?
UBI for those who fail to be the Democratic nominee
“Modafinil is much more effective than Adderall”
yet another one on AI
UBI because AI will take all the jobs
“The Turkish Air lounge in Ataturk Airport is THE BEST!”
Self driving ELECTRIC cars
Self driving ELECTRIC drones
“Where do you summer: The Hamptons, Saint-Tropez, Aspen, or Martha’s Vineyard?”
China and self-driving cars
Singapore and self-driving cars
“I pay my three nannies under-the-table to avoid taxes”
“I’ll have the gluten-free wine”
“We are living in a simulation”
Two and twenty
“See you in Dubai”
note: this was originally published in Medium in 2018